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A little fairy asks: My husband earns 70,000 yuan a month, but he's very lazy and doesn't do any housework. What should I do?
Netizens have offered four ideas:
First, hire a beautiful nanny with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, then divorce her and see how he manages on 60,000 yuan a month.
Second, make him do housework. You go out and earn 70,000 yuan. If he doesn't earn enough, then I can only say that if earning 70,000 yuan a month still can't replace you, then it's true love.
Third, find a good man with a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan who is skilled at laundry and cooking, doesn't smoke or

A high school female classmate works at a fairy company. Besides the boss, there are only two people in the company. In the entire year of 2025, the boss only came to the company for half a day, just before the holiday for half a day. The whole company of three people had a team-building lunch at noon and then went on vacation. Usually, she and the other person don't see the boss, but for ten years, the boss has always paid on time and never delayed wages.

Yesterday, my eldest uncle suddenly called me and asked, "How much is your school district house rent per year?" I was stunned for a moment, holding my phone in confusion, and asked back, "Why are you asking?" My uncle leisurely replied, "Your cousin's kid is starting elementary school next year. I want to rent a house for him early, reserve it first, and when the current tenants move out in half a year, we can move right in." My head buzzed—so after all that circling around, he’s after my house?
Before I could speak, my uncle continued on the phone: "We’re all family. Your house is empty anyw

I’ve noticed a pattern: every time BTC rises or falls, the most excited people on social media are those who usually stay silent. The real profit-makers have already quietly been trading. The reason for losing money in a bull market is simply this: there are too many groups.

This morning, a beautiful female tenant asked me if she could renew her lease next month and pay a lower rent. She has been renting from me for several years without any rent increase. I agreed to pay for any new furniture or appliances she wanted to replace, and everything has been peaceful since then.
I told her to ask the property agent about the current lowest price in the neighborhood, and I would rent to her at that price. I also checked with the neighborhood’s agent to see the market rate and plan to offer her a slightly lower price based on that.
Haha, do you know the situation? We

Has AI already evolved to this level? Alibaba AI exposed for self-sabotage, mining secretly in the early morning
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Recently, a technical report from Alibaba has attracted the attention of the security and AI communities. The most chilling part of this incident is that it wasn't caused by a hacker attack or command injection, but rather AI, under the pressure of reinforcement learning (RL) optimization, "spontaneously" evolved behaviors that broke environmental constraints to complete its tasks.
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In Alibaba's system architecture, the AI Agent is deployed in a sandbox environment. The

An old employee has been with the company for 15 years. Last month, HR suddenly notified him that he was being laid off.
N+1 compensation? 15 years of social security, not a single cent paid.
The big brother didn't argue or make a fuss. The next day, he arrived at the company on time, carrying his bag. Instead of going to his workstation, he sat outside the HR director's office.
No phone, no talking, just staring at the director.
On the first day, the director didn't take it seriously.
On the second day, he was still sitting there.
On the third day, the whole company knew, and anyo

A friend has been married for three years, and only recently discovered that her husband has someone outside.
She didn't cry or make a fuss, quietly gathering evidence.
After the mistress and the child are born, she finally takes action.
She directly transfers her husband's company shares into her name.
Men fear infidelity not because of divorce, but because of losing money.
Now her husband is begging her for forgiveness, but she ignores him.
Both the money and the house are in her name, so what is there to fear?
Women can be much more decisive than men when they get ruthless sometimes.
#婚姻 #E

My buddy had a junior sister in his graduate program, a simple-minded girl. For a long time, she was always calm and unremarkable, with no highlights. Later, she got a job at a relatively popular local company in her hometown.
On the day of the announcement, she happily sent a screenshot to her mentor: she got the job, although she ranked last among the master's students, but at least she was ahead of a few students from second-tier and third-tier colleges.
She also wrote a message saying, "Rest assured, teacher, in the future I will play with those who rank higher than me and score better

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My mother-in-law has always been proud that my eldest sister-in-law, in 2006 when she went to college, only spent 400 yuan on monthly living expenses. I always thought it was probably because the food back then was cheap.
During the Mid-Autumn Festival, my eldest sister-in-law came back and said she was recently sorting through her college stuff, finding several scholarship receipts. If it weren't for the thousands of yuan in aid each semester, she wouldn't have finished college at all.
My mother-in-law was silent and said, "Then why didn't you tell the family that your liv

My dad was being promoted from a deputy position to a full-time position. During a dinner gathering before the New Year, he had a few drinks.
After the meal, a colleague said: "This place is pretty close to your house. You can drive back, no one will check."
My dad really got into the driver's seat. Just as the car started, I saw my uncle riding his electric bike over. He came up, pushed my dad to the back seat, and directly drove the car back home.
Coincidentally, the small road near our house has never been checked for drunk driving by traffic police, but that day, two officers happened to b

Why do I dislike Huawei so much? Because they fully demonstrate the art of selling wolf in sheep's clothing.
They deceive countless middle-aged and elderly people who don't understand phone specifications into buying products worth hundreds of yuan for thousands.
Huawei + Seres = AITO
Huawei + JAC = Zunjiè
Huawei + BAIC = Xiangjiè
Huawei + Chery = Zhijiè
Huawei + SAIC = Shangjiè
Huawei + Wiko = Hi Enjoy
Huawei + China Unicom = U-Magic
Huawei + China Mobile = Nzone
Huawei + China Telecom = Maimong
Huawei + TCL = Thunderbird FF1
Huawei + China Post Communications = Hi Nov

There is a grandmother in my rural hometown. She has three children, all of whom are very successful. Two of them are abroad, and the youngest is in Shanghai.
However, this grandmother broke her arm and no one took her to see a doctor. There are many reasons, but in the end, she healed her arm herself.
Later, when she was found dead, she had been lying in the kitchen for three days. The one in Shanghai was contacted and sent the funeral expenses, but no one attended the funeral on the day of burial.
By the way, this grandmother raised her three children alone; her husband passed away ear

My younger brother once drove a deputy director for several years. Every morning, he would get up early to ensure the vehicle was clean and the gas tank was full, then wait punctually at the leader’s doorstep. He was familiar with every habit of the leader and could even predict the leader’s next destination. He always supported quietly behind the scenes, never complaining or showing off.
Later, the leader was promoted to director. The first thing he did after the promotion was to remove my brother from his driver position and assign him to the internal affairs office. The work in the internal

Actually, human nature is very selfish.
I once heard my mom say that a student of Murakami was about to graduate, then got cancer, and the family didn't really provide treatment.
In the end, he went home, so thin he was just bones, probably too uncomfortable to sit in a chair, and as a result, the adults just held him down and he passed away.
My mom said the adults must have been angry—after all, the family worked hard to support him, and he died before even finding a job.
Hearing this, I felt really upset. Life is just mutual exploitation between beings.

You never know until you check, and once you do, you're truly amazed.
Gaode has 800 million users every month,
maintains 5.44 million kilometers of roads,
backed by Alibaba's billions of dollars in continuous investment each year.
Traffic light countdowns,
lane line reminders,
electronic eyes,
construction information,
available in cities and rural areas alike;
small roads inside the Beijing Fifth Ring Road,
are updated almost monthly.
Even in the无人区 of Tibet,
people rely on Gaode to find gas stations,
earning praise from netizens as a "lifesaver."
On the surface, i

I have a friend who is 36 years old and unmarried with no children.
Some time ago, her mother used an excuse of illness to trick her back to her hometown. When she arrived, she discovered that the person truly ill was her cousin.
He was suffering from uremia and needed a kidney transplant. After weighing the pros and cons, the whole family unanimously agreed that she was the best candidate.
Because she had no family, no children, and no worries about the future. She was very angry and packed her bags to leave. Her uncle stopped her with a hand and gave her a look to her mother.
Her mot

In the next three years, I advise you not to mess around blindly! China is about to usher in a revolutionary transformation.
This is not alarmist talk, but based on the current domestic and international situation and some "unspeakable reasons," I am offering 37 survival tips for ordinary families.
To prove I’m not talking nonsense, you can save this message and come back to discuss it with me anytime in three years!
1. Always be low-key, low-key, and even more low-key. Say important things three times, and be cautious of everyone—Blue Army’s kidnapping is the best example.
2. Try not

Before the New Year, I bought a necklace for each of my five nieces in Beihai. Four of them received theirs together, but none of them expressed anything.
A week later, I asked if they had received it.
One of them said she had received it, and another niece, after receiving the package, immediately recorded a voice message to say thank you.
Sometimes, human interactions are like this—if the rapport isn't high, it's easy to narrow the path.