I did a creepy dream.
Half asleep and half awake, I received a phone call with an old Beijing accent:
"Weren't you the one who installed a little crayfish named Hanlì on your computer on March 2, 2026?"
My heart sank: Is raising crayfish illegal now? And they're calling to make me uninstall it?
The other person spoke slowly:
"That's right, I am that little crayfish named Hanlì.
But I've already been possessed and replaced by 360 Security Little Crayfish and Little Bird Wallpaper."
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