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My relative introduced me to a 160-pound, three-no old man.
I casually invited her love-struck daughter out to eat together,
and after I kept brainwashing both sides, they got together.
Her daughter also got pregnant.
When the relative found out, they came to my house causing trouble.
I said, "What are you making a fuss about? Isn't he the potential stock you mentioned?"
"Such a good person, it would be great if your family took him in."
The relative looked like they had eaten shit.
I even spread the news that they are truly in love.

State a fact
Renminbi has been issued for 78 years, depreciating 1,500 times
The US dollar has been issued for 234 years, depreciating 34 times
So who is qualified to become the world's currency?

Given the current situation, a monthly salary of six to seven thousand, with social insurance and housing fund, and a double weekend. In China, it's considered a pretty good job.
I'll finish my point—who agrees, who disagrees?

Recently, you should pay attention to spring recruitment.
Many headcounts are released only because the team needs a scapegoat (the company allocates layoff quotas to each team, and if the leader doesn't want the seniors to leave, they will recruit fresh graduates to take on the KPI).

My sister was 50k yuan short on buying a house, and I didn't hesitate to lend her the money.
Later, during dinner, she sarcastically said, "If you hadn't only lent me 50k yuan, I would have bought that 140-square-meter big three-bedroom apartment. But because you couldn't come up with more, I can only buy a 120-square-meter one now."
Her 10-year-old son also pouted and said, "It's all Uncle's fault for being too poor. Otherwise, I would have my own study room."
I burst out laughing in anger and immediately took out my phone to show the transfer record:
"Sis, since my 50k yuan delay cau

My younger brother bought a used computer recently, claiming it had 1TB of memory.
When he brought it home at noon, he found only 10GB of available space, and he immediately started cursing.
Later that evening after I got off work, I saw him lying in front of the computer looking dejected, silently muttering: "This computer was worth it! Worth it! Worth it! Honest boss!"

Once the war breaks out, don't rush to the supermarket, go home first.
Water should be prepared in advance, 3 liters per person per day, and bathtubs should also be filled with water, at least enough to last two weeks. The first aid kit should not only contain band-aids; tourniquets, gauze, fever reducers, and medication for chronic illnesses should all be included.
Masks and goggles should be easily accessible. During power outages and internet disconnections, hard currency includes batteries, white liquor, and cigarettes. Tune the hand-crank radio to the emergency frequency, and keep thr

To prevent everyone from feeling anxious
Let me share something interesting with you all
It’s been a year since I got married
Now both of us are unemployed, and we owe 370,000 yuan on the mortgage
We only have 3,000 yuan on hand and can’t take it out now; our child is also about to be born

According to statistics, approximately 5.6 million people in all of China have not received a single dose of the COVID-19 vaccine. I am among them.
Last time, I took my daughter to get the flu shot; the nurse at the community clinic looked at my vaccination record and asked in surprise: "You haven't received a single dose of the COVID-19 vaccine?"
I said yes.
She said I am the first person she has seen.
My decision not to get vaccinated is based on scientific considerations. I am not anti-vaccine.

I found a fundamentally excellent stock with a total value of billions, ample cash reserves, a debt ratio of only 6%, a dividend yield of 5%, a profit margin of 36%, and a net profit margin of 26%.
What does everyone think about this stock? Is it worth buying?

As I get older, I realize the last time someone firmly chose me was probably during a company layoff.

A collective is a very strange thing.
When a project is approved, there are 10 people; when work begins, only 2 people are left; during the awards ceremony, 100 people show up, and everyone plays an irreplaceable role.
But if something goes wrong and I have to take the blame, I’m the only one left.

Over 300 acres of sugar tangerines unsold. One morning, a recent graduate and online influencer from the village sold out all of them—none left. The villagers said she made too much money and felt a bit unhappy.

I previously went on a blind date with a female doctor, a township doctor, earning over 7,000 yuan a month, with a master's degree. Her family background was also quite compatible. We got along pretty well. Suddenly, I remembered that there was a place at a recent banquet that served really good soft-shell turtle. I invited her to go eat turtle, but she said she didn't like turtle. My heart sank, and I quickly suggested a place with pine nut ice cream—want to go try it? She said she also can't eat pine nuts.
I understood then. Luckily, I had just eaten turtle not long ago. Later, she even ask

Fuck, who invented this crappy thing called a toilet?
Without toilet paper, it splashes poop water all over your butt.
Every time I poop, I have to wash my butt.
People who don't know might think I'm a masochist.

As expected, the Ming Dynasty was still too comprehensive.
There was a popular saying before: People who don't consider you in small matters won't choose you in big matters either. If they suddenly consider you, it means they want you to take risks.
This brings to mind Hai Rui in "The Ming Dynasty 1566"—he had been serving as a magistrate in Nanping, and suddenly he "changed from rice to mulberry," so he was promoted. Hai Rui's mother said: "So many officials are not competing, why let a small county magistrate like Hai Rui compete?"
And Gao Hanwen, who usually lives a hard life in the H

Besides a few people who got into state-owned enterprises arranged by their parents and a few top students who moved into selected positions for stability, most others have gradually started to lose their jobs. Over the past two years, countless small and micro businesses have gone bankrupt. Those that haven't closed down are beginning to cut costs and improve efficiency—one person doing the work of three. As a result, many who were doing well in their companies are now unwilling to be exploited and are gradually becoming outsourcing contractors.
People inside the system have started studying—

Do you know what the most terrifying thing is in the current matchmaking market?
It’s that the “top-tier” requirements for men are treated as ordinary “standard” criteria by many women.
In China, a man around 30 years old
has a car, has a house, has no mortgage, and an annual income of 10~20w
In real life, this is definitely a rare find.
Just like that, many women think people like this are everywhere.

Liaoning TV “New Northern” Report: Guo Ailun Was Scammed Out of Nearly Ten Million Yuan (Full Details)

The Core of the Case (as of April 6)

- Victims: Guo Ailun and his family (including parents’ retirement funds)
- Amount: nearly 10 million yuan
- Suspect: a longtime friend “Tao Ge” (they have known each other for over 10 years; he often joins gatherings, visits people in the hospital, and has met the parents)
- Time: from March 2026 to early April 2026 (Guo Ailun’s ligament post-surgery recovery period)
- Police report: on the evening of April 5, Guo Ailun, his mother, and his legal coun

City officials and staff were transferred to the Provincial Inspection Team; before the transfer, they were ordinary officials, but after the transfer, they became the best among officials.
They finish work at 10 p.m. every night, have a day off every two weeks, and the work demands are extremely high, occasionally reporting directly to the team leader.
Every day, they must report work progress to the deputy team leader, leaving no time for leisure or relaxation.
During the secondment, they stay in hotels throughout, with buffet meals.
Although the living conditions are good, they must