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We had every single OpenClaw ticker that we could imagine
Now we have $MACMINI the engine that runs all of them
Just got listed on Moonshot

My honest advice to everyone
Stay away from charts that look like this on a 5m timeframe

Seems like today is the day of comebacks
$PIGEON recovered from the lows and hit another ATH
941 is still actively supporting and they just rebranded the entire page
Pigeons are made to fly 🕊️

El tipo que accidentalmente envió MILLONES mientras dormía
Un empleado de un banco alemán se quedó dormido en su teclado y transfirió accidentalmente €222 millones
Se suponía que debía transferir SOLO €62.40
Su cara tocó la tecla del número 2 y la mantuvo presionada, y la transferencia se realizó como €222,222,222.22
Un colega debía detectar el error durante una revisión, pero no lo hizo
Tanto el empleado dormido como el revisor fueron investigados posteriormente
Ahora deja que eso te cale
El tipo que se quedó dormido en un teclado y envió €222 MILLONES mantuvo su trabajo
Su colega que no lo d

Your grandparents bought a house, raised 11 kids, and retired off one salary
We pay $2,000 for a one bedroom apartment
Something doesn't add up

$BRITAIN is back above $1M MC
Elon is now fully supporting the movement
More interactions = HIGHER

A pack of ramen noodles is worth more than cash in US prisons
The government spends $80 billion a year locking people up but only $3 a day feeding them
Inmates were so hungry they turned a 59 cent pack of noodles into an entire currency
One pack buys you a haircut
Two packs buy you a clean shirt
Ten packs can get you a cell phone smuggled in
If you've got 20 packs in your locker, you're considered rich
Prisoners take out loans in ramen
They go into debt and even refinance soup debts with other ramen holders
People gamble with it
Some fight over it
The US prison system made 1.2 million people s

The $PUNCH comeback will melt faces

GN GN GN 🇦🇪

No one is talking about $NOLIMIT right now
Sitting at $1.2M MC
Same narrative as Pigeon, BigTrout and Whitewhale
The difference?
His account is bigger than all of them combined and he's one of the most influential traders in the space
Hearing things that he even bought the coin himself

$NEET is on a massive run
$5M → $33M MC

Governments might be the worst Bitcoin traders in history
In 2014, the FBI seized 144,000 BTC from the Silk Road and auctioned it off
They sold 30,000 BTC to Tim Draper for $19 million
That's $632 per Bitcoin
Draper didn't sell once
Not in 2017
Not in 2018
Not in 2022
Those same coins are now worth over $3 billion
The US government sold most of its seized Bitcoin almost always at the bottom
Then in 2024, Germany did the same thing
They had 50,000 BTC seized from a piracy bust and panic sold all of it in 23 days for an average price of $57,900
Those coins would be worth over $6 billion today an

Market down
$GROKIUS up 🤖

$PENGUIN is either going to make one of the craziest reversals in history or this is becoming the end of the story
Nothing in between

The entire trenches are bleeding hard today