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New ChatGPT image 2.0 is terrifying

JUST IN: Bitcoin briefly touched $79,000, marking its highest level in recent weeks.

$MSTR up 27% in 5 days while most people are still debating if Bitcoin is “too risky.”
Michael Saylor turned a software company into a Bitcoin vacuum cleaner. Imagine explaining this in 2019. 🚀₿

POV: You are a bear

Me leaving bed at the speed of light after seeing $78K

Ethereum and $ETH Whitepaper explained by ChatGPT image 2.0

Bitcoin explained.
NEW ChatGPT image 2.0 is crazy good! Not edited, fist generated.

Volo Protocol, a liquid staking platform on Sui, was exploited for ~$3.5M, impacting WBTC, XAUm, and USDC vaults.
The team says it will absorb the loss and not pass it to users.
Another day, another exploit,

People think they can predict crypto with charts. Meanwhile 50% of volume is OTC, out of your charts.
HALF info is:
❌️ Hidden.
❌️ Off your indicators.
OTC makes the market less transparent, so your analysis is incomplete.

The Bear Flag has officially been broken and confirmed on GOLD.
​Expect some significant downside momentum from here. The trend is looking heavy! 🐻💰
​#Gold #XAUUSD

Coinbase and Gemini shares both sliding today after New York sued both companies for allegedly violating state law.
The most pro-crypto administration in history and crypto companies are still getting sued by states.

Why is nobody talking about the "ORANGE FLAG"?

DeFi is dead.
Long live Bitcoin.
Let me explain.
DeFi has lost $7.7 billion to hacks since inception.
DeFi total value locked peaked at $167 billion last year.
Today it sits at $85 billion. Down 48%.
Users are not leaving because of bear market sentiment. They are leaving because their money keeps disappearing into North Korean wallets.
Two of the three largest hacks this month were attributed to North Korea's Lazarus Group. A sanctioned nation state is using DeFi protocols as an ATM to fund its weapons program.
DeFi promised to be the future of finance.
Instead it built a system where:
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This isn’t crypto, this is my diet: crash hard, bounce back, repeat.
$RAVE

This isn’t crypto, this is my diet: crash hard, bounce back, repeat.
$RAVE

On this day in April 2021, Bitcoin was trading around $55K–$63K… just days away from its first major peak near $64K.
Back then:
- Institutions were just entering (Tesla had recently bought BTC)
- Retail hype was exploding
- Coinbase IPO was about to happen
- Everyone thought “this is the top”
What happened next?
→ BTC hit ~$64K
→ Then dropped 50% in the following months
→ Then came back even stronger later that year ($69K ATH)

😄 When Satoshi Nakamoto said “21 million,” Michael Saylor replied “that’s a good start.”
😄 If BTC hits $1000, liquidity disappears… because Michael Saylor bought everything.
😄 Bitcoin once tried to go to $0… Michael Saylor rejected the transaction.
😄 Saylor looked at the available BTC supply and took it personally.
😄 While everyone asks “Is it over?”
Michael Saylor asks “How much is left?”
😄 There are no more Bitcoin halvings left. Michael Saylor bought them all.
😄 There are 21 million BTC… unless Michael Saylor decides he wants more.
😄 Legend say Satoshi Nakamoto wrote 2.1M BTC max su