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The UAE is closing their stock market Monday & Tuesday as a result of the Iran attacks.

They fined Citadel for corrupting the system built to catch them cheating, and then Citadel sued the system and won.
Here’s the timeline:
2015-2024: Citadel mis marked short sales and misreported 42 billion trades to the surveillance system.
Total fines: $8m on $20b annual revenue.
July 2025: Citadel wins a federal appeal, court declares the surveillance system’s funding unlawful.
January 2026: Citadel files another lawsuit to freeze the rest of the funding, timed so the system runs out of money by August.
Without funding there’s no surveillance.
So it’s not just Citadel that benefits. Jane

Iran just activated Article 111 of their constitution for the first time ever.
Khamenei was the one person who could tell the IRGC no and he is now dead.
The interim council has no comparable religious authority and no leverage over the military.
The IRGC just hit a US carrier with ballistic missiles. There’s nobody to call them off now.

My trainer saw me scared after hearing explosions
His advice?
“Take it like fireworks and enjoy the experience”

Rumours are that Khamenei has been eliminated

This war is not about nuclear weapons
Iran has been selling 1.6 million barrels of oil per day to China, in direct violation of US sanctions. US Treasury documented it and OFAC sanctioned the buyers by name
One chinese refinery alone bought over $1 billion in sanctioned Iranian oil.
The buyers are called ‘teapot refineries’. Small independent processors in Shandong, operating under Beijing’s import quotas with no exposure to Western banks. The oil moves on shadow tankers with fake flags and fake documents. 300 million barrels were sitting on tankers at sea as recently as this year.
US Treasu

Shit they just attempted to strike Abu Dhabi.

Commonwealth bank just found $1 billion in home loans approved using AI generated fake documents.
AI can now produce a convincing payslip, passport and other documents in minutes.
The attack surface is every mortgage market on earth.
CBA only found this because two whistleblowers came forward. Their systems missed it entirely.
So the question isn’t whether this is happening at other banks globally, rather if anyone’s even looking.

CommBank found $1 billion in home loans obtained using AI generated fake documents.
They self reported to NSW police, and then to ASIC.
Now our money laundering watchdog has opened its own investigation
Here’s what we know:
- they used stolen identity data + AI to generate fake payslips, passports, financials
- ran it through mortgage brokers (80% of aussie loans go through brokers)
- first whistleblower flagged it internally in Feb 2025, then more followed. CBA didn’t catch it themselves
- NAB was hit for $150M last year by an organised crime syndicate. This is 6x that
- CBA holds $634B in ho

South Korean prosecutors seized Bitcoin from criminals. They then typed the seed phrase into a phishing site and lost 320 BTC ($48M)
They also stored another wallet’s seed phrase with a random civilian who walked off with the 22 BTC.
Not your keys. Not your coins. Not the governments either.

Robinhood agreed to a $2 million settlement for misleading you about how it makes money.
The firm they were routing your orders to this whole time was Jane Street.
Jane Street paid Robinhood $76 million in a single quarter for the right to be on the other side of your trades. Every time you hit buy or sell, your order gets routed directly to them before it ever reaches an open market.
Your cut in the settlement to make things right: $17.60
That’s just for trades from 2016. Not a bad fee considering they can continue to do this today
There was a rule that would’ve fixed this. The SEC’s order