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Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi just left Pakistan without meeting the US
The second round of talks was scheduled for this weekend.
Whatever was supposed to happen this week, isn’t.

Bitcoin just had its worst quarter in 8 years. 59 straight days of extreme fear which is the longest run on record.
Whales used it to buy $23 billion equaling 270,000 BTC. Basically 1.3% of every bitcoin that will ever exist gone into cold storage in a month.
This was the largest whale buying streak since 2013. Exchange reserves haven’t been this low since December 2017, the month before BTC first crossed $20k
Last time the wallets moved like this, bitcoin ran for 4 years.

Jane Street has 3,500 employees
Last year they made $39.6 billion in trading revenue
That’s $11.3 million per employee
Their revenue beats any bank on Wall Street
They announced this yesterday
The day after they filed to dismiss an insider trading lawsuit over the Terra collapse, calling it a “cash grab”
lol

Nancy Pelosi’s portfolio is up roughly 17,000% since she entered congress and now sits north of $280 million.
Either she’s the greatest stock picker of her generation or her job comes with information the rest of us don’t get. Pick one.

Buy chip stocks and chill

A month ago it was one trade. Now it’s 4.
$2.7 billion in short oil positions, each placed minutes before a big Iran announcement.
March 23: $580M short, 15 minutes before Trump paused strikes
April 7: $950M short, hours before the ceasefire
April 17: $760M short, 20 minutes before Iran’s foreign minister announced Hormuz reopening
April 21: $430M short in post settlement hours, 16 minutes before Trump extended the ceasefire
Crude dropped between 6-15% after each one.
Coincidence?

Meta cut 8,000 jobs Thursday, also left 6,000 positions unfilled.
Microsoft offered buyouts to 7% of its US workforce the same day for the first time in 51 years.
Both companies said the same thing “we’re redirecting toward AI”

What’s a good tv series I can get hooked on?

贾斯汀·孙刚刚对特朗普提出联邦诉讼，$WLFI
他们在冻结了他$107 百万代币头寸之后：
> 联合创始人Chase Herro告诉贾斯汀·孙，要么烧掉他的持仓，否则他们就会强制进行治理投票来将其清除
> Chase威胁要在他当时仍有一个正在进行的SEC欺诈案件的情况下，把贾斯汀·孙的KYC问题报告给当局
> 他的钱包之所以一开始被冻结，是因为他拒绝再投入更多资金来铸造WLFI的USD1稳定币
你也许能靠政治“打通”关系解决问题，但支票必须继续不断寄来

Can’t get full reach unless you rage bait, engagement bait, post something racist or post something politically controversial right now.

A 14 year Karolinska study observed one man searching for a wife across 847 documented interactions with 3 matched candidates, controlling for income, education, and prior relationship history.
A: neurosurgeon, fluent in 5 languages, already owns the family home.
B: devout Catholic kindergarten teacher, bakes her own bread
C: Berlin DJ, tattoos, 3 ex husbands
Researchers logged every interaction across fMRI scans, hormone panels, and behavioural coding before reaching their conclusion.
He went for the one with the biggest tits.

When this war is over we’ll be seeing vertical green candles left right and centre. We are so close.

People are starting to care about crypto again.