Joestar

Since I started crypto I’ve always been frustrated by the lack of dashboards and comparisons on most websites in crypto
Now I can just vibecode it

That’s a list of the projects making the most revenue in crypto
First blockchain shows up at rank 10 and it’s Tron lmao 💀
If you’re still in blockchain tokens pivot to app tokens
Long live the Fat App Thesis

And why does it have to be a French vibecoded app ? 😭

No one is talking about it but MegaETH is slowly getting traction even more than the first week
That’s because some apps like @worldmarketsinc or @hitdotone launched in beta
Just imagine when this goes public with also
>@avon_xyz credit market
>@blackhaven insane yield
>@Euphoria_fi tap trading
>@userocket_app redistribution market
and much more
And some people are bearish lmao

I might be underwater on my $MEGA long
But I’m rly farming those negative funding rates like a champ lol

I’m long $LIT for a few reasons:
> Love the price action + RSI
> $65M yearly revenue, 5,5 P/E (vs $HYPE at 8,2)
> Revenues going up not down
> $LIT / $HYPE chart looks bullish again
> We might get a BTC bounce
I might be wrong, but if I’m not long here, I don’t know when

i’ve lived through this kind of boring market many times
the best move is to log off and focus on yourself (for me it’s climbing and alpinism)
so when the market turns and euphoria comes back, you’re fully recharged and ready to surf it
touch grass (or rock) guys

I scraped @Euphoria_fi testnet activity and here’s what I found:
23.9% are in profit
>21.6% made $1–$1,000
>2.3% made $1,000–$32,000
76.3% lost money (not real money)
>50.8% lost $1–$900
>25.3% lost almost everything
Tbh I think that’s actually pretty fair for this kind of app

it’s crazy how trenches are still one of the strongest PMF in crypto
everyone “left” but $NEET and $TOKABU are printing 50–100% today (and more)
rn pumpfun is generating as much revenue as when btc topped at 126k..
mindblowing

Touching rock today at the best crack spot in France
See you on Monday guys