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Men should never get vasectomies. My dad was vasectomized during a nationwide campaign before.
Now he suffers from prostatitis, back pain, and various other sequelae, and is still receiving special subsidies for vasectomy-related complications.
I deliberately looked into it; the disability subsidy for double-leg amputees is 400 yuan per month, while the special subsidy for vasectomy sequelae is 600 yuan per month.
Do you think this issue is serious or not?

Never did I think that a blind date would end up straight in a police station.
I arranged to meet the girl for the blind date at Starbucks, and after chatting for a while, she suddenly said she had a stomachache and went to the restroom—she didn’t come back for a long time.
I was wondering whether she had slipped out through the back door, when she suddenly returned and shouted, “Don’t come near me! Stay away from me!”
I was completely baffled, and out of politeness I asked, “Are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital?”
I didn’t expect the police to arrive. She pointed at me and c

People often say, if you buy a house to live in yourself, does it matter whether you lose money or not?
A few years ago, you bought a rough, unfurnished house for 1 million yuan.
This year, a colleague who doesn’t quite get along with you bought a house opposite you for 500k yuan, still fully decorated and with a garage.
He daily, intentionally or unintentionally, says to you: Brother, have you paid off your mortgage yet?
I pay 1,270 yuan a month, how much do you pay? 3,300 yuan.
Honestly, you might as well stop paying; you still have 25 years left. If you pay it all off, that’s 990k

There is a high school girl in the class who is rebellious and headstrong, determined to elope with her male classmate.
The male classmate received the invitation, went home to pack his bags, searched the house but couldn't find a suitcase, only found a pig feed sack.
Casually stuffed half a bag of clothes into it, slung it over his shoulder, and confidently headed to the love rendezvous.
When he arrived at the train station, the girl was beautifully dressed, with a stylish rolling suitcase, a small Chanel bag slung crossbody, and holding a laptop, a perfect idol drama heroine.
He look

The cost of $SPCX “knife” for the new issue
This price is for the pork leg rice, huh

$SPCX It seems like no profit was made

Based on summaries from a few friends who play around more extravagantly:
If a woman often talks badly about her husband in front of others,
you just need to go along with her, provide emotional support, then occasionally give small favors or show care, and help her with a little thing within your authority—then you have a 50% chance of sleeping with this woman.

KuaiLian VPN has completely stopped working these two days.
The mobile app contacted online customer service for a refund.
Is there a recommendation for a monthly plan under $10?

Tonight, listen to your chef friend’s advice when eating
Try to avoid eating these 7 types of food if possible:
First, bullfrog
Second, freshwater river prawns
Third, snail rice noodles
Fourth, starchy sausage
Fifth, duck blood
Sixth, honeycomb tripe
Seventh, enoki mushrooms

My friend went to a bar in Changsha and encountered a crying girl by the roadside.
My friend, being kind-hearted, approached her and, after asking, found out that the girl had just gone through a breakup.
The girl kept crying on the roadside, and my friend stayed with her the whole time, eventually taking a taxi to send her home.
In the following period, my friend took care of her and helped her get through the heartbreak.
As they interacted more, they grew closer and became a couple.
After they got married, my friend started a company, which thrived and earned him a lot of money, ri

Last night at the bar, I got into a conflict with someone.
That person said fiercely to me: "Try to lay a hand on me if you dare."
I tiptoed and kissed him, and he was completely at a loss.

Some people are born street smart.
My cousin, who is over 30, still wants to buy a motorcycle to go street racing, but the whole family unanimously disagrees.
However, his little nephew supports him wholeheartedly.
Ask him why he supports his uncle buying a motorcycle, guess what he said?
He said: "You all disagree, and even if I oppose alone, it doesn't matter. But I agree, even if it doesn't matter, it makes my uncle feel good inside, and maybe he'll treat me better in the future."
Can you believe it? He's only in second grade, and kids these days are so precocious...

Trump is so old and drinks cola as water every day, yet he's still fine.
Because the biggest factor affecting modern human health is emotions.
A person who has had a busy day opening a can of ice-cold cola is the same as someone who has done physical labor all day opening a bottle of ice-cold beer—both experience mood regulation benefits that are often overlooked.
And since cola is called "happy water," the happiness it brings can compensate for many health issues. As long as you're sufficiently happy, many diseases will stay away from you.
The body damage caused by the carbonation and

Here's a true story from a residential community: a couple, the man works hard at his job,
the woman stays at home browsing the internet and chatting,
they talked about investing, then arranged to meet in person, and everything was happy,
after leaving the hotel, the online friend said he wanted to buy her an electric bike, and the woman felt a bit embarrassed to ask for a good one,
the online friend was generous—if you're going to buy, buy the best—she looked at one over 5,000, and after it was installed, the online friend said, "Let me try it," and as a result, he rode off and never

Eating, drinking, gambling, why is eating listed first?
Life is only thirty thousand days, and you need to eat ninety thousand meals.
Ten yuan per meal, that’s ninety thousand yuan.
Eat some snacks, fruits, drink some wine or milk tea, easily reaching over a million.
Don’t say you didn’t earn money; even if you didn’t, you’re still a millionaire—just eaten up.
All the one million yuan you worked hard to earn in this life has been flushed down the toilet.
Starting tomorrow, don’t eat breakfast anymore.
You’ll only earn thirty thousand.
If that’s not enough, skip dinner too and s

After three years of a second marriage, I honestly believe I haven't been unfair to the kids, buying shoes and clothes, never neglecting them.
When the child got into a fight with classmates, I couldn't help but say a few words to him, but before he could speak, my wife directly stormed out of the room:
"Who do you think you are to control my son? If you can't stand it, let's just part ways early."
The lively living room instantly became deathly silent.
I looked at them mother and son standing together,
and at that moment I suddenly realized,
in this restructured house, I am just a

Why do beautiful girls all have injuries on their knees?
Especially those girls who are well-shaped and good-looking.
Some have scabs, or bruises on their legs.
They are neither dance teachers nor dance enthusiasts, so how did the injuries on their legs happen?