Oh man, I get really annoyed. Every time I order takeout, there's a estimated delivery time range, and when it arrives, it's always the latest time within that range. I feel like I'm being bullied, but I don't have enough evidence. That's not even the worst part. The most disgusting thing is that every time I impatiently wait for my food, I wait and wait, and when it finally arrives, they knock loudly on the door. It feels like they're in a rush, afraid that if I don't receive the delivery quickly, the next person waiting for their food will go hungry. I pass by the bedroom to the living room just two seconds late, open the door, and see him. He sees me, I see him. I know he's thinking, why didn't you open the door faster? But he holds it in. It feels like from the moment he takes my order, in this smooth delivery chain, only I affect his timing for delivering to other customers. The problem is actually me. Damn, I even suspect that if I looked a little better, he'd say something about not hearing the door or something. You bastard, I’ve become the biggest obstacle in your grand scheme of success.