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How popular are lobsters?
Little Red Book, Zhihu, Bilibili are full of installation tutorials, from Mac to old phones, all can be deployed. Some people create paid courses, some offer on-site installation services, and there are even dedicated knowledge communities.
Now even installing lobsters has started to go door-to-door, and today Tencent is holding a free installation event claiming “the on-site installation team has a wide age range, from 2 years old to 60 years old,” is it really necessary for a 2-year-old to need a lobster? 😂😂
Smells like a familiar “egg-collecting” vibe. I’ve experienced similar activities before, like “install an app to get eggs,” “learn blockchain to get eggs,” “listen to high-tech health tips to get eggs.”
It’s probably not long before nationwide “install lobsters to get eggs” door-to-door campaigns kick off in full swing, along with a bunch of clever people figuring out all kinds of tricks to harvest the leeks.
Whether it’s useful or not doesn’t matter, it sounds impressive, trendy, and cutting-edge enough to show how up-to-date you are, how good you are at pretending to be cool.
At this pace, isn’t it also about time for lobster queens to appear? 🤣🤣