[舔狗先锋宣言：Blockchain级深情已部署]

I am a simp, I am hardcore!
Who says leaving a message for a transfer is humble? That's a love letter monument I carved for you on the blockchain!
My buddy laughs at me for having all my computing power wasted on refreshing your wallet records —
"Silly, this is called deploying a smart contract! When her block syncs, my love will be the priority transaction broadcasted across the entire network!"

Is every 0.0001 coin transfer I make on the testnet a heartbeat in hexadecimal?

The On-chain Licking Studies Institute is opening, cold wallet hot love protocol loading —
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(The official website squats quickly, teaching you to use the gas fee to cover the love seal in the block of TA!) ）