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Is it over for $Punch?

Michael Saylor's Strategy is sitting on over $9.2 billion in unrealized Bitcoin losses.

Where would crypto be if these guys were still around?

AI AGENT ACCIDENTALLY SENT $250K TO RANDOM STRANGER
An AI bot run by an OpenAI employee just proved that even artificial intelligence can have a "fat finger" moment.
Yesterday, Lobstar Wilde an autonomous trading bot on X saw a user begging for 4 $SOL ($310) to treat his uncle's "tetanus infection from a lobster."
The bot meant to send 52,439 tokens. Instead, it misread an API response and dumped 52.4 MILLION tokens (5% of total supply).
The recipient sold everything in 15 minutes resulting in the coin plummeting to $2M marketcap.
The bot realized the mistake, responded with sarcasm and the co

🚨BREAKING:
Anthropic accuses Chinese companies of siphoning data from Claude, per WSJ.

Gold just surged past $5,200, adding $510 billion to its market cap.
All this because of the geopolitical tensions between the U.S and Iran.

A whale just opened a 15x leveraged $ETH position worth $134M. They're currently down more than $5.3M in unrealized losses, and if ETH drops below $1,362, the position will be liquidated.

Tom Lee's Bitmine just bought another 51,162 $ETH worth $98.33M.
Bitmine now holds more than 4,422,000 Ethereum worth approximately $8.66 billion, and it's currently down more than $8.8 billion on its $ETH holdings.

A trader is sitting on over 100 crypto shorts alongside a single 20x leveraged long on silver. Those positions alone are up more than $1M.
Safe to say he's super bearish on crypto.

Over $412M has been liquidated from the crypto markets in the past 12 hours.

Bitcoin's current price action as it stands.

$100 to whoever can accurately predict the score and scorers of this match.

🚨BREAKING:
Michael Saylor could be purchasing more Bitcoin tomorrow.

Imagine waking up to find every single Bitcoin from Satoshi Nakamoto's wallet sitting in yours.
What's your next move?