Fermsy

when i was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. i couldn't wait to be a grownup so i could go to bed anytime i wanted.
now, i can’t go to bed at night

a man went out to a restaurant last night
ate a delicious meal for only €10
drank one of the most beautiful wines he had ever had in his life (just €5)
at the end of the night, the waiter didn't beg for a 50% tip
instead, the restaurant paid him a respectable living wage without having to rely on charity from the diners
on his way home, he enjoyed a free ride on public transit instead of paying $3,000 a month for a leased car that costs an additional $750 a month in Gas just to operate
then he realized that his American perspective could not grasp the beauty of living in Europe.

the latest 401k data was released
here is the median balance by age:
18-24: $2k
25-34: $16k
35-44: $40k
45-54: $68k
55-64: $96k
Over 65: $95k
saddest thing you’ll see all day 😖

ketika ayahku bertanya bagaimana perkembangan kriptoku 😭

Garis Waktu Generasi Z:
- Pergi ke universitas selama 4 tahun, pelajari keterampilan yang “praktis”, dan menumpuk utang kuliah
- Pada saat lulus, sebagian besar perusahaan teknologi besar memindahkan sebagian besar pekerjaan ke luar negeri dan mengimpor pekerja H1B untuk menggantikanmu
- Tetap menganggur sementara Boomers yang tak pernah puas mengecammu karena malas, menganggur, dan tidak berguna, sementara mereka membeli rumah ketiga mereka di Florida dan menyuruhmu mengangkat dirimu sendiri dengan “strap boot”mu
- Boomers mencoba menghapus pajak properti dengan tujuan agar kamu menanggung su