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My classmate handled it this way.
During the meal, the woman he was set up with asked if he owned a house and a car. He said yes. He was talking and eating messily at the same time.
The woman then asked if he could give 800,000 yuan in bride price, if he could help her parents with retirement, and if he could buy a house for her younger brother. He was vague and evasive, saying that a little money like that wasn't a big deal.
The woman was immersed in happiness, while he had already made a mess of the table with his eating.
The woman sincerely asked, "Then let's get along and see how i
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Today, on a whim, I decided to open the box myself.
The information above can only be considered somewhat accurate, but not entirely precise.
Some of the information is correct, while some is outdated.
And there is one entry that says, volunteering at a certain place on a certain date.
After careful reflection, I realize it was a volunteer activity organized by the university,
a product exhibition and sales event held for government agencies,
probably the information that was leaked around that time.
So, it's better to avoid doing these useless activities.
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dragon_fly2vip:
To The Moon 🌕
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When I was in college, I accidentally wandered into the cafeteria kitchen with a classmate.
We found the chef actually using a mop to scrub the large pot, which was very unhygienic.
My classmate was very angry and immediately went to complain to the principal.
After listening to the criticism, the principal promised to resolve the issue immediately,
and came up with improvement measures to ensure food hygiene.
The next day, a large warning sign was placed in front of the kitchen door, which read:
Kitchen Area, No Unauthorized Personnel Allowed! Violators Will Be Severely Punished!
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My buddy brought a girl back to the hotel by the seaside years ago.
Although the mood was right and they had done everything they needed to,
the girl stubbornly refused to let her guard down, leaving him puzzled.
The guy sat on the edge of the bed in deep thought for three seconds, then without saying a word,
transferred 5200 yuan in one go and sealed the deal.
Starting the next day, that girl seemed to have undergone a personality overhaul,
becoming extremely clingy, sensible, and adorable—so attentive that
he even wondered if she had a split personality.
So, he couldn’t help but tease her: “
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A 60-year-old man surprisingly managed to make five 985 female college students willingly go to a hotel with him.
Not only did the girls proactively pay for the room, but they also actively cooperated with the old man to act as a married couple, blurring the lines between acting and reality.
After the act, the girls still felt excited and proud. This isn’t a novel, but it’s almost like one.
It truly happened on the campus of Huazhong University of Science and Technology in Wuhan.
On a morning in November 2014, at 10 a.m., early-rising female student Xiao Qun was preparing to go eat.
At this mo
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A pregnant woman arrived at the hospital, heavily pregnant, accompanied by a group of relatives.
She found the doctor and said: "I want to give birth today and need a C-section."
The doctor, who had previously examined her during pregnancy, knew her well and replied: "Your baby is still early; the due date is in a month."
The pregnant woman said: "No, I must give birth today. Why?"
She explained: "They consulted a master, and as long as my baby is born today, he will be wealthy and noble in the future, with an emperor's destiny."
The doctor thought, isn't this just superstitious feud
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The elderly parents at home contributed 800,000 yuan in cash for their son to buy a house.
Then the son secretly notarized the house transfer to the woman.
When she divorced, she simply told them to get out.
In the end, after mediation, the husband's family agreed to move out,
and the woman agreed not to pursue any additional claims for the costs incurred by the husband for occupying the house over the years.
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If you have 86,400 dollars in your pocket and accidentally drop 400 dollars, would you be so angry as to throw away the remaining 86,000 dollars?
You would definitely say: "How is that possible? Who would be that stupid?" But we happen to do this stupid thing every day.
One day clearly has 86,400 seconds,
but we always ruin the entire day’s mood and time because of just 400 seconds of frustration, irritability, and unhappiness.
Losing money can be earned back.
Once time is gone, it can never be recovered.
Don’t let a moment of bad mood
overdraw the whole day that should have been
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I have a relative who owns a beauty salon and makes a lot of money!!
At first, I thought she was earning money by giving facials and doing nails,
But during a family gathering after a few drinks, I finally learned her secret to making money.
She told me that now there are more beauty salons, and business is not doing well,
So she partners with an old customer to run a shady business, which involves all kinds of black magic.
Women coming for beauty treatments generally have decent conditions, and there are many local wealthy women,
These people love gossip all day long, talking about everyone’s
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The merchant and his son set out to sea together. He carried a full chest of jewelry with him, planning to sell it during the journey, but he never revealed this secret to anyone. One day, the merchant accidentally overheard sailors whispering. It turned out they had discovered the jewelry and were planning to harm the father and son to steal it. The merchant was terrified after hearing this; he paced back and forth in his small cabin, trying to come up with a way to escape the predicament. His son asked him what was wrong, and the father told him everything he had heard. "Let's fight them!" t
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Many years ago, there was a girl who was very beautiful, had a good figure, and was tall. She performed well academically. One day, on her way home from school, she was seen by a little thug. Seeing that she was alone on the road and that she looked pretty, he followed her and started to flirt, harassing her every day. To protect his daughter, her father began to pick her up and drop her off every day. The little thug, seeing no opportunity, came up with a plan and gathered a group of ruffians to block the girl on her way home from school. Finally, one day, an unfortunate incident occurred. Am
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LFG 🔥
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There is a toothpaste factory with excellent products and beautiful packaging, loved by customers.
Sales have increased for 10 consecutive years, with an annual growth rate of 10% to 20%.
However, in the 11th year, performance stagnated, and it remained the same for the following two years.
The company manager held a senior meeting to discuss countermeasures. During the meeting,
the company president promised: Whoever can come up with a solution to the problem and help the company achieve growth will be awarded 100,000 yuan.
A young manager stood up, handed the president a note, and
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A young scholar was taking the imperial exam in the capital for the third time and was staying at a inn.
Before the exam, he had three dreams: the first was dreaming of planting cabbage on a wall,
the second was dreaming of rain, wearing a straw hat and holding an umbrella,
the third was dreaming of lying with his beloved cousin, but back to back.
These three dreams seemed to have deep meaning, so the next day the young scholar hurried to find a fortune-teller to interpret the dreams.
The fortune-teller listened and patted his thigh, saying: "You should go home. Think about it,
pla
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I changed four tires at my friend's shop.
My friend said the cost price was 500 yuan each, and just give me 2000 yuan as the cost.
I handed over 2200 to my friend, saying I couldn't let you work for nothing.
Later, I went to the car wash across the neighborhood and casually asked about the price of the same model of tires.
The owner said 300 yuan each. If I change four, just give me 1000 yuan.
I paused and confirmed with the owner again, saying: "You mean these same model tires are 300 yuan each???"
The owner, still wiping the hood without looking up, said: "Yes, just got in last w
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My friend works in the funeral industry, and after hearing this, I definitely keep a closer eye on drinks.
He once received a deceased person, and from the onset of illness to passing away, only a week had passed.
He started by drinking a can of soda right from the pull-tab.
The drink itself wasn't a problem, but he drank directly from the can without wiping the opening.
Later, I found out he had contracted rat diabetes.
Many pull-tab cans can be crawled over by cockroaches and mice during storage and transportation,
they may carry mouse urine that’s invisible to the naked eye, but
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A man wanted to start a business and open a shop. He saw a storefront with a good location that was for rent.
He had a sudden idea, picked up a brick, and smashed one of the windows of the shop, leaving a note saying he accidentally broke the window and asking the landlord to contact him for compensation.
The next day, the shop’s landlord contacted him, successfully skipping the middleman and directly signing a lease agreement with the landlord.
Because the man had no experience in running a shop, he was unsure what kind of business would be the best.
So he hung a sign in the shop to c
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