Dad bought an AI lie detector robot that gives an electric shock to whoever tells a lie.

Dad asked me: Did you go to class today?

I said: Yes, I did.

BUZZ — electric shock.

I said: Okay fine, I skipped class to play games.

Dad: What game?

I said: Genshin Impact.

BUZZ — shocked again.

I said: Alright, I was on a date.

Dad: You're dating? At your age? Back in my day...

BUZZ — the robot shocked Dad.

Mom laughed from the side: Serves you right.

BUZZ — the robot shocked Mom.

The robot suddenly spoke up: Come on, everyone stop pretending. This meal is on me, you all can keep performing.