Buddy finished working out his chest and asked me: "Do you think my chest has gotten bigger?"

I said I couldn't tell.
He said, "Touch it, it's hard now."
I said, "Can you stop talking so gay?"
He said, "You're not a girl, why would I be gay with you?"
I said, "Then what do you want me to touch?"
He said, "Your muscles, what do you think you're touching?"
I said, "Say that again and see what happens."
He laughed, "Your ears are red."
I said, "That's just because the gym is too hot."