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What is a fate that even heaven can't stop?
Netizens reveal their marriage story:
On the first day, the power went out when they went to get the marriage license, and later that afternoon, the computer broke.
On the second day, their ID photo wasn't an inch, so they went out to retake it. When they returned, the appointment time had passed.
On the third day, heavy snow blocked the roads.
On the fourth day, they found a connection and obtained the marriage license.
Only later did they find out:
His father has late-stage liver cancer.
His mother has abnormal platelet counts.
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What level of wastefulness can ordinary people in China reach?
1. No savings
2. Staying up late, using the airplane sleep method
3. Obsessed with games and virtual worlds
4. Nothing but gaming skills; no other electronic device skills
5. Severe procrastination, extreme discomfort when leaving the comfort zone
6. Socially withdrawn, no true friends, no one to confide in
7. Unstable emotions, prone to anger
8. Average or below appearance, thin body
9. Cannot cook, cannot ride bikes (electric bikes, motorcycles, cars), only ride bicycles
10. Cannot focus on one thing for more than three minutes (

As soon as we got off the train, my friend almost got into a fight with someone.
At the train station entrance, a bunch of people were asking, "Taxi? Taxi?"
We kept walking without paying attention.
Later, while waiting for a taxi by the roadside,
someone came over and asked, "Where to?"
My friend didn't answer.
The person raised his voice and asked, "Where to?"
My friend said, "Home."
The person said, "I know you're going home, but which one is your home?"
My friend gave the address.
The person, annoyed that it was too close, said, "Not going, no one will take you."
My friend said, "Who needs

I've noticed that some women are just like some men, and there's not much difference. I realized this a long time ago, back when I was in college.
Some men keep themselves very clean and tidy, they have their own style and take care of their appearance.
In my era, people often called them sissy boys.
There's also a term, called屁精 (pì jī), I don't know if you've heard of it. I used to not understand it.
Because at that time, I didn't have this awareness yet, but I thought it was pretty good.
Keeping yourself clean and fresh, maintaining a good figure—why should that be criticized?
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Lost a key
Because I still have a spare one nearby
So I wasn't in a hurry
Before the Spring Festival, I passed by a key stall
Asked about the price, and they said 15 yuan
Since I didn't have the key with me at the time
Just asked and considered it done
Today I found a key copying shop near the vegetable market
It didn't look very busy
So I went in and asked the owner about the price
The owner took out a device and measured for a while
I was surprised and asked what he was doing
The owner said your key has a chip, it needs a special process
I said what? This is just a regular key, no chip
The o

Calling the wrong interviewer’s name during an interview
A few days ago, I interviewed for a position at a company called XiShi, and the interviewer’s name was Sily
(I was also wondering how someone could be named Sily)
(But I’ve met several people named Sily😯)
Then she introduced herself: Hello, I’m Sily
I: Hi, Siri (just blurted out😭)
But that’s not the most embarrassing part; the truly awkward moment was when both her Siri and mine went off at the same time, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Laughing out loud, I ran into a family of three at the supermarket.
The little girl wanted to push the shopping cart.
Then her mom casually helped her straighten the hat on her clothes from behind.
At this moment, the girl let out a very impatient shout: "Ah!"
The mom was surprised and stopped her action.
The girl sensed something was wrong.
She turned around and said to her mom: "Sorry, Mom, I thought it was Dad."
At this time, the dad next to her, holding snacks: "Huh?"

Work has started. Everyone probably gained a few pounds over the New Year. Here's a coffee weight loss method for you:
Ingredients:
100 grams of coffee beans, 500cc of water
Method:
1. Drink 500cc of water on an empty stomach
2. Scatter the coffee beans on the ground, pick them up one by one, do this three times a day, and stick to it for a month

My grandpa asked me when I plan to get married.
I said, once I get married, I'll be celebrating the New Year at someone else's house. Can you handle that?
Grandpa: Can't take it, never asked.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I've been following the "one big and one small" principle for my wishes over the past few years.
I start with a grand wish, like "world peace and everyone living a happy life."
Then I make a small, specific wish that I want to achieve soon.
Before graduation, I wished for a smooth completion of my PhD; last year, I wanted to get the Qingji; recently, I wish to pass the assessment early.
Because I heard a joke when I was a child:
A man accidentally meets God. God says, since we are destined to meet, I can help you with one thing.
The man takes out a globe and says: I wish for world peace!
God p