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The fortune-teller actually managed to buy a villa worth tens of millions in Beijing
Accompanying mom to visit a temple fair, Aunt Wang next door pulls me to see the fortune-teller
The man in front is calculating his financial luck, and the gentleman pats his chest: "Rest assured, I will make money. My daughter has already bought a villa worth tens of millions in Beijing, I predicted it long ago."
I whisper to Aunt Wang: "With this kind of background, why suffer here selling stuff at a stall?"
The people nearby instantly fall silent, all turning to look at me, the atmosphere freezes
Aunt Wang
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I have a friend
During the New Year, she went back to the village to visit her grandparents
And then she got her period
Went to the village convenience store to buy sanitary pads
The shopkeeper said she hasn't carried these in years
Everyone in the village is already menopausal
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Went to get a tooth pulled today.
The doctor said it wouldn't hurt much, just bear with it.
Plus, the anesthesia is very expensive.
I agreed.
As a result, I was so in pain that I broke out in a cold sweat in the middle of winter.
When I was leaving, I asked casually how much the anesthesia cost.
Doctor: "6.9 dollars."
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Happy Lantern Festival~ I really want to treat each of you to ten of our Sichuan-style tangyuan🥰
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Happy Lantern Festival, what a huge rice dumpling!
I've seen matchmakers before, but I've never seen someone talk nonsense with such confidence. I would call this business skill the ceiling of matchmaking.
Matchmaker: What do you do for a living?
Male: What kind of job? I just like to smoke a bit and drink some wine.
Matchmaker: A wine drinker.
Female: A graduate student?
Matchmaker: Yes, a wine drinker.
Male: I deliver packages in the city.
Matchmaker: He owns a piece of land in the city.
Female: I just finished five years of sewing machine work.
Matchmaker: Haven't interacted with boys in nearly five years, very good character.
Female: I hav
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I finally achieved complete financial freedom!
I checked my account, and the savings are steady at 19,730,600, no more, no less, focusing on precision.
I bought a 2026 model fully loaded A6L, with a starry sky ceiling and full seat massage. When I picked up the car, the sales guy looked at me with admiration.
Then I also purchased a lakeside villa in the city center, five floors with a private garden and outdoor pool, costing 7 million, without even blinking.
Friends around me keep asking what trend I caught, how I suddenly turned the tables.
All I can say is, "It's not that hard, as long as y
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Once, I went to eat crayfish. I entered the restaurant, ordered a pot of spicy crayfish, and went to the restroom to wash my hands. At the corner on the left, a family of three was sitting. A girl about four years old looked at the pot of spicy crayfish brought out by the waiter and asked:
“Mom, the crayfish are eaten by us, will their moms be very sad?”
“Th-that's...” The girl’s parents were both stunned, obviously unsure how to answer their daughter’s question!
Just then, a passing friend cleverly helped the girl’s parents resolve the crisis: “No, because the crayfish’s mom is also in this p
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Spring Festival Family Hierarchy: Dating Partner > My Older Brother > Dog > Me
Once my older brother starts dating mode, I immediately become the least favored one in the family.
My female friend just came over, and my mom immediately starts a deep clean, even tidying up the dog’s bed carefully. As for me, I’m casually pulled up and kicked out of bed.
My brother said he has already memorized "Flying Past Life 3," and the Bawang Tea Princess has kept him from sleeping well for days. The Strawberry Garden owner even started giving him discounts.
And look at me: responsible for being a ruthless s
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Hey everyone, Happy New Year~ Previously, everyone was talking about the #Binance joint activity with @worldlibertyfi to distribute 40 million USD worth of WLFI to holders of USD1. The hype has been high, but it will end on February 20th, and many people have already been earning passively.
I thought this round of benefits was about to wrap up, but Binance seamlessly followed up with a new round of activities, essentially continuing to give benefits to USD1 holders.
The new activity is very simple:
From 8:00 AM on February 20th to 8:00 AM on March 20th, as long as you hold USD1 in these places
USD1-0.04%
WLFI3.43%
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Good afternoon, everyone! Gold prices are fluctuating back and forth, and many friends around me are considering allocating some gold for risk hedging. I noticed that Gate TradFi has launched three new gold spread contracts with 20x, 100x, 200x, and 500x leverage, perfectly suited for the current volatile market. If you want to be more stable, choose 20x; for daily flexible trading, go for 100x; if you're looking to make a big move when the market turns, 200x can meet that need. Both beginners just starting out and experienced traders can find what suits them best. If you're interested in tryi
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Good afternoon, everyone! The winter vacation is coming soon, and by Friday, all the little divine beasts will be able to go home. Unfortunately, I have to wait another week to get my holiday, as I still have a huge pile of materials to organize and package. It feels like this year's holiday is a bit late. But on a very happy note, I finally managed to gather the Grand Leader and the Archangel! I've always wanted to experience that sense of achievement from acquiring my own items, so I waited and waited for a long, long time. Luckily, heaven does not disappoint those who are persistent. A few
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Hey everyone, happy weekend! Today I had a cup of super beautiful matcha latte. The color is really refreshing, and taking a sip instantly made me feel great~ After finishing this cup, let's talk about a treasure feature of @ferra_protocol — the Feeds social layer. Its core function is actually to turn on-chain behaviors into reusable "credit assets." In the past, when seeking collaborations in Web3, you had to rely on intermediaries' endorsements or verbal promises. Trust was really costly. Ferra is bringing this process on-chain and making it economical. To give a concrete example, if you co
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